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Good job!

Geez. That movie was long! It must have taken you a million billion years to make! Ja Rule sucks.

JohnTheMutt responds:

Ummm, well, no it didn't take me that long. Maybe 10-11 days? I dunno. I was pretty zealous about it, so I had nothing else to do. Those whom I killed in it annoyed the piss out of me, and I needed to vent. And yes, Ja Rule blows my ass!

GOD DAMMIT!!!!

There is NO way you're 23. I hate it when people make movies about good video games and fuck them up with their stupid 13-year-old humor. Jesus H. I saw almost every joke in that movie coming. And you know why? Because it's stupid 13-year-old humor that I see in the portal all the time. Congratulations. You are a moron and you have completely bastardized The Legend of Zelda. This movie pissed me off so much with it's stupidity and non-funniness, I gave it a four. Yeah, I know you probably worked for monthes on this, but you're an idiot with a horribley overdone sense of humor. Wow. It sure looks cool when you use either swear words or sexual inuendo in every sentance. I don't mind either one unless they're overdone like this. I hope you have nightmares every night about being raped by hentai tentacles for the rest of your life. God. I still can't get over how horrible all the jokes were in that movie. The part where Mario's penis started growing was so fucking stupid. Think of something original. It didn't even have anything to do with the plot. If you could actually think for a second about the element of surprise and meaning, you might be able to add some actual humor to a movie but you chose to be a dick-greaser and use the same old, paint-by-numbers jokes that idiot kids put in their movies. Humor-wise, I'd say that this is the worst movie I've ever seen in the portal. I'm not even joking.

xritualfaminex responds:

Hmm, where to start? First off, yes, I am 23 years old and I think I possess a decent amount of maturity for my age. Why my maturity is in question is beyond me though. Seeing as you base my intelligence on this movie alone, without ever speaking to me personally along with calling me a moron, an idiot, a "dick-greaser" (whatever that is), and you hoping i'm raped by hentai tentacles put your maturity and intelligence in serious question. The fact that you wrote an entire essay voicing your displeasure towards the movie in such an insulting anf idiotic fashion while you bash my maturity level is quite laughable. I think it's obvious who the moron is and i'm glad you proved yourself to be the one. Congratulations to YOU, my freind.

That was awesome!

I work in a pharmacy. Well, not actually IN the pharmacy. I work the counter at an Eckerd drug store. Warning: Don't ever get a part-time job there. The pay sucks a male camels dick. This movie had so many elements that I deal with every workday. Good work!

Ha ha ha!

That was pretty damn funny! Good David Blaine Impression! I gave it a 5 because I think it should have a higher rating than it does.

That was hilarious!

You rock! This movie is better than Grape Juice!

That kicked a bushel of arse!

The only thing I've seen that can compete with this is my new movie, "Retard extravaganza". Seriously, this movie deserves to be number 2! Screw Simgirl! This kicks Simgirl in the ass! Of course, I'm being incredibley sarcastic. My new movie is retarded as hell. Anyway, you rule the portal. Keep it up!

That was great!

I love the voice emulator! The girly scream at the end was hilarious.

Nice movie.

I've never once eaten the actual cafeteria food at my high school....... and I've been going there for three years. The line is just too long.

I'm sorry.

But I figure that I could have used that time doing something more productive. It wasn't horrible.

Kimppa responds:

thanks!!

That was awesome! I love Clerks!

What's wrong with the stupid ABC people? Shame on them! Taking the show off the air after 2 episodes! Those bastards.... Anyway, I found this movie quite funny. I want more!

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