KillerBorf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Samurai - Explosivo]

Rockin like Dokken.

But it's actually "ex-placebo", not "explosivo". You sir, are incorrect.

MonkeyClock responds:

No it's not, the song's title is Explosivo, foo'.

[Yet Another Flash Movie]

Come on dude.

You just ripped off the plot to "Godzilla vs. Megalon" and put it into flash.

incoherent responds:

Considering I've never seen said movie, that'd be difficult.

[TMNT]

This was pretty bad.

But I was a huge TMNT fan as a child. The theme song saved you.

DecepticonClock responds:

Yeah I didn't think it was going to be great.

[l33t Land Of Liberty]

Good job!

Geez. That movie was long! It must have taken you a million billion years to make! Ja Rule sucks.

JohnTheMutt responds:

Ummm, well, no it didn't take me that long. Maybe 10-11 days? I dunno. I was pretty zealous about it, so I had nothing else to do. Those whom I killed in it annoyed the piss out of me, and I needed to vent. And yes, Ja Rule blows my ass!

[Link's Quest For Ass]

GOD DAMMIT!!!!

There is NO way you're 23. I hate it when people make movies about good video games and fuck them up with their stupid 13-year-old humor. Jesus H. I saw almost every joke in that movie coming. And you know why? Because it's stupid 13-year-old humor that I see in the portal all the time. Congratulations. You are a moron and you have completely bastardized The Legend of Zelda. This movie pissed me off so much with it's stupidity and non-funniness, I gave it a four. Yeah, I know you probably worked for monthes on this, but you're an idiot with a horribley overdone sense of humor. Wow. It sure looks cool when you use either swear words or sexual inuendo in every sentance. I don't mind either one unless they're overdone like this. I hope you have nightmares every night about being raped by hentai tentacles for the rest of your life. God. I still can't get over how horrible all the jokes were in that movie. The part where Mario's penis started growing was so fucking stupid. Think of something original. It didn't even have anything to do with the plot. If you could actually think for a second about the element of surprise and meaning, you might be able to add some actual humor to a movie but you chose to be a dick-greaser and use the same old, paint-by-numbers jokes that idiot kids put in their movies. Humor-wise, I'd say that this is the worst movie I've ever seen in the portal. I'm not even joking.

xritualfaminex responds:

Hmm, where to start? First off, yes, I am 23 years old and I think I possess a decent amount of maturity for my age. Why my maturity is in question is beyond me though. Seeing as you base my intelligence on this movie alone, without ever speaking to me personally along with calling me a moron, an idiot, a "dick-greaser" (whatever that is), and you hoping i'm raped by hentai tentacles put your maturity and intelligence in serious question. The fact that you wrote an entire essay voicing your displeasure towards the movie in such an insulting anf idiotic fashion while you bash my maturity level is quite laughable. I think it's obvious who the moron is and i'm glad you proved yourself to be the one. Congratulations to YOU, my freind.

[Where the fuck is my ....]

I'm sorry.

But I figure that I could have used that time doing something more productive. It wasn't horrible.

Kimppa responds:

thanks!!

[Gregory's Playhouse show]

Tu estas el hombre!

I can't believe I haven't reviewed this yet. If you ever decided to come back to flash, I would pee my pants and explode.

V-JOLT responds:

I WILL MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS AND EXPLODE ONE DAY.

[Communications Breakdown]

Nice work.

I can see that real effort went into this. Led Zeppelin rocks. The movie was actually quite funny. I enjoyed the commercial for "gahp". That was great. I also laughed until I peed at the part where George W. Bush chokes on the pretzel. I wish more people would put this much effort into their movies. But then again, I'm not one to talk.

Ballinthegroin responds:

Thanks killerBorf for being one of two people that actually reviewed this movie correctly.
ps there wasnt that much effort put into it at all.

[That twitching feeling]

Scotty submitted a movie!

Hey there. That movie made me laugh to the third power. I really need to get by buttocks in gear and make more flash movies. I fear Krankor! Keep making movies and all will be well! See you later, I shall! Maybe today sometime.... Hmm...

Singularity responds:

Horray for me, yes!?

[StickMen Fight3!]

You should just give it up.

All of your preloaders are screwy. I am going to go to newgorunds every day from now on and vote X on all of your movies.

MasterDeath responds:

every day from now on and vote X on all of your movies AS WELL